nbchannibal:

What Hannibal does is not coercion - it is persuasion.

Cause of death: Parallels

(Source: queensmilitant)

I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!

Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*

Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"

Me: No, it's for me, for college.

Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.

Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?

Mom:

Mom:

Mom:

Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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monobeartheater:

zodiac-brave:

well i can freely say that that is the opposite of what i expected